He'd already added some of my weapons to his visible arsenal. We started for the door.
Then I felt it, like a cold breeze down my back. I said, “Vampire.”
Edward grabbed my arm and hustled us for the door, where Rick and some of the other white tigers blocked the way. We aimed our guns at them in unison. “We'll just say you jumped us,” I said. “With all the dead cops in this town, they'll buy it.”
“Anita Blake, so good of you to visit my little family.”
I didn't even turn around. “Hi, Max. Thanks for the hospitality.” Then I screamed at the men blocking the door. “Move, or bleed!”
Max's voice. “Move out of the marshals' way. She's a federal cop; you don't mess with the Feds. It's bad for business.”
The tigers at the door looked to another part of the room. They were looking at Bibiana.
“I am master of this city, and I say get the fuck out of the marshals' way.” His voice had gone ugly with rage.
The weretigers moved, a little.
“Keep going,” I said, and we waited for them to move well away from the door. As they moved, I moved sort of with them, so I had my back to Edward and my empty hand on his back, so I could feel his movement and still watch the room. Edward would know that left him the door and the room beyond.
He opened the door with an audible click, and we eased through it. I looked away from the weretigers long enough to see Max in a doorway on the other side of the big bed. He was dressed in 1940s gangster chic, mostly bald, tall, but solid. If you didn't know what you were looking at, you'd say
fat
, but it was all hard and muscled. Bibiana was glaring at him.
“Thanks, Max,” I said.
“Tell Jean-Claude that I know the rules.”
“I'll do that.” And Edward was through the door, and my hand on him took me with him. We were into the other room; all we had to do was get the door shut.
Bibiana had to have the last word. “You have slept with my son. Tell me, what did you dream?”
The question was so odd that it made me stumble at the doorway. “Anita,” Edward said.
“It's okay,” I said. I concentrated on the gun in my hand and watching the room. I kicked the door shut behind us, and we were suddenly in the dimness and noise of the club beyond.
Edward moved up beside me, both putting his arm around me and lowering my gun hand down to my side. He leaned over and whisper-shouted into my ear, “Ease down.”
The club was crowded, mostly with men at the tables and stages. The only women were the waitresses and the dancers.
Edward started leading me through the crowd. He slipped into that half-drunk-boyfriend-who-brought-my-girlfriend-to-the-strip-club act like someone had turned a switch. He was suddenly a good ol' boy who was having a good ol' time. The best I could do was not look too uncomfortable under his arm and try not to let anyone bump the gun in my hand. Though no one noticed the guns once we were away from the door, or they pretended they didn't. I'd noticed that a black gun against black jeans in a dark club was pretty invisible.
I was still trying to keep the door in my peripheral vision, though I was pretty sure that neither Max nor Bibiana would want to mess up the front of the club. They'd hide the dirty laundry.
What had she meant about my dreams? I pushed the thought away and tried to push that itchy feeling between my shoulder blades away, too. I wanted to sprint for the far door, but we were pretending, and that means you blend in, so I pretended to help my drunk boyfriend through the crowd. Though I knew that Edward was watching everything and would go from this act to action in the blink of an eye.
A hand came out of nowhere and tried to grope my breasts. I had grabbed his wrist and twisted before I'd had time to think.
“Hey,” he said, and his face had that soft, confused look of the very drunk.
Edward leaned over my head, leering drunkenly, “Mine,” he yelled.
“Sure, man, sure,” the drunk said, as if it had been Edward who'd protected my honor and not me. Maybe if I shot the drunk he'd look at me as if I were a real person, but that would probably be overkill for one attempted grope. It wasn't the grope, though, it was the attitude that the women weren't real; none of us in the club were truly people to most of this crowd. I'd seen it with the female customers at Guilty Pleasures and how they treated the male strippers. Dancers weren't quite the same as real people, or you'd never be able to act like you do at a club. It was probably one of the reasons I had never been comfortable at one of them; even before I was dating a stripper, I never forgot that everyone was real.
We stopped at the little bar/gift shop area and bought me a T-shirt. It was white and had
Trixie's
in swirling script right across the breasts, but it was better than the black one with the nude girl in the martini glass on the front.
“Nice fit.” This from one of the dancers who was wearing a short robe and, since it was open, proving that it was all she was wearing. She had short brown hair and an open, pretty face, like the high school sweetheart that everyone's supposed to have but never does.
“Thanks,” I said. If the T-shirt had fit any tighter across my chest it would have ripped like the Incredible Hulk's pants.
She moved closer, stroking her hand down my side, not exactly touching my chest, but the edge of it all. “Come to the stage, I'll give you a lap dance for free.” She gave a smile that managed to contain both innocent friendliness and the promise of something evil, hidden in the quirk of that one dimple and deep in those hazel eyes.
Edward drew me into his body with a slightly sloppy movement and grinned at the woman. “Sorry, but we gotta go. But next time, I'd love to watch.”
She smiled at him, bright, lovely, and empty as a lightbulb. I had a smile like that for difficult customers. She switched to flirting with him, putting an arm as far as she could with the backpack in her way. “Promise.”
“Oh, yeah,” and he laughed.
The dancer leaned in and whispered, “Ask for Brianna. I'm here six nights a week after six.”
I nodded. “I'll remember.”
Her hand lingered down my arm until we actually held fingertips, as Edward pulled me toward the outer door. We got outside, and Edward kept up his drunk act for half a block; then he straightened and we could walk normally. “I know you attract wereanimals and the undead, but now human women. What was that all about?”
“Let's find a dark alley and you give me all my weapons. I'll re-arm and explain.”
We did what I suggested. It was the part of town that had a lot of dark alleys. He handed me the first layer of holster, and the re-arming began. “If you can get a female customer to shed some clothes while you're playing with her, the men love it. You can make a lot of money.”
“The old lesbian fantasy,” he said.
“Yep.” I had the Browning's holster with its extra ammo, and the big knife down the spine settled in place. My backpack next, tightened enough so it didn't move around.
“She seemed to like you better than she liked me,” he said.
“You noticed that, too.” I had the MP5 dug out of the backpack, where it didn't quite fit, and on the tactical sling around me. “I've seen it with some male dancers; even the straightest of them can get pretty disgusted with the way the female customers act. I imagine it's the same for the women with the male customers. If your experiences are bad enough, it can turn you a little bisexual.”
“Interesting; does that go for some of the men in your life?”
“I think the sexuality of the men in my life was set before anyone of them started working as strippers. Besides, only Nathaniel and Jason actually strip, and Jason is just our friend in bed.”
“What about Jean-Claude?”
“He doesn't strip anymore.”
“He does get on stage, Anita. I've seen him offering kisses for money.”
That was a fairly recent act of his, and the question made me look at Edward. “When were you in the club to see his act?”
He stepped out into just enough light that I could see that smile. The one he used when he knew something I wanted to know, but he wasn't going to tell me.
“Are you spying on us?”
“Not exactly.”
“What exactly?” and my voice was just a little grumpy.
“I don't trust him, and just in case one day you decide you don't trust him either, I just want to know what's happening in St. Louis.”
“Don't treat Jean-Claude like a mark, Edward.” I had all my weapons in place and had stepped away from him, given myself a little room.
“Is that a threat?” he asked.
“You're the one spying on one of the loves of my life. I'm not coming into Donna's shop and pretending to be a customer.”
He nodded. “Fair enough.” But his voice was careful, cold.
I heard a car stop before the light hit the mouth of the alley. I shielded my eyes. Edward stepped back farther into the shadows. If it had been an ambush, I'd have died, and he wouldn't. There are still moments when his more standard training and my learn-as-you-go method show the holes in my education. I tried to fade out of the light and into the shadows, but the light followed me.
“Hands where I can see them, right now!” A male voice, very serious. Then belatedly, “Police.”
Other way around would have been better, but I had already done what he wanted before he added it. I was pretty sure about the police part before he said it. I clasped my hands on top of my head without being told, then moved, slowly, so that the badge on its lanyard would catch the light, or that was the plan. I was carrying some serious, visible firepower. If I didn't know me, I'd be nervous, too.
Edward stayed where he was, invisible in the shadows. Hell, I knew he was there and had to stare to see him. How did he do that? But I had other things to worry about, like the nervous cop.
“Come out, slow.”
I did what he said, hands still firm on my head. I did try to identify myself. “U.S. Marshal. I'm a U.S. Marshal.” He didn't seem to have heard me the first time.
“On your knees, now!”
Either he couldn't see the badge, or the amount of weapons he could see made him blind to anything else. I guess I couldn't blame him. It was probably the MP5, or maybe the visible tac vest, or maybe the two hand-guns, or shit, all of it. I was loaded for monster, which meant I was way overloaded for human.
I dropped to my knees, trying not to hit too heavy; no need to bruise. I did keep trying to talk to him. “I am U.S. Marshal Anita Blake; I am serving an active warrant of execution.”
“On the ground, now!”
I'd caught a glimpse of the gun silhouette aimed at me. I got on the ground, wondering what Edward was planning on doing. Of course, if he stepped out of the alley now, he might get shot. The cop was well and truly into making me safe to be around. Another person armed this heavily and, well, accidents happen.
The sidewalk was not as clean as I would have liked it to be against my cheek. I wasn't scared, and probably should have been. A good guy's bullet would kill me just as soon as a bad guy's. This was one of those moments when I wondered if the people who wrote the laws understood how it looked to be walking around with this much firepower on us. We were going to need badges on our tac vests or somewhere more prominent than normal, or some vampire executioner was going to get shot by the police.
I stayed passive under his knee, while he handcuffed me. He started patting me down and found the second badge next to the gun on my waist. He unclipped it and brought it out into the light.
“Shit,” he said, with real feeling.
I did not say
I told you so
. I was still handcuffed, and he was still armed. I did try, one more time, to say, “I'm U.S. Marshal Anita Blake, I am with the preternatural branch, and I am serving on an active warrant of execution.”
“You're hunting vampires down here?” he asked.
“That is my job, officer.” I was really wanting to raise my cheek off the concrete to talk, but wasn't sure if he'd take that for me trying to get up. I did not want another misunderstanding.
He knelt again, but this time his knee wasn't in my back. “I saw all the weapons, and then you tried to hide.” He uncuffed me, then stepped back from me.
“Can I get up?” I asked.
“Yeah.”
I got up, carefully. There is always that urge after one of these misunderstandings to do something startling to the guy who just cuffed you and made you eat pavement. I fought off the urge because it can lead nowhere good.
He handed me my badge back. I took it and clipped it back next to the Browning. “My partner is down the alley. Marshal Forrester, can you come out where the officer can see you?” I wasn't sure this was what Edward would want, but we had badges, and when you have badges you have to play by at least some of the rules.
Edward came out with his hands very visible to his side and a little up, so they showed empty. He'd fastened his windbreaker with the big
U.S. Marshal
written across it. I didn't even know what had happened to the windbreaker he'd loaned me.
“Officer,” Edward said in his Ted voice, and even managed a smile.
“Marshal,” the uniform said. He'd put his gun up, but the holster was unclipped. “I'm going to check on the radio. Nothing personal.”
“If I saw people with this much firepower, I'd check, too,” Edward said, still easy and smiling. He so would not have checked; he'd have taken care of it himself, or ignored it as not his problem.