Bible Camp Bloodbath (6 page)
Acknowledgements
Thank you to Doctor Priyadarshani Raju for her medical expertise regarding the practical aspects of murdering children, and the impracticality of using pieces of murdered children to murder an adult.
Also, thank you to Bryanna Reilly, Tim Maly, Jeff Grantham, Maggie Dort, Emily Horne, Ryan North, my mom, the Malagash Bible Camp, and Mike Saturday Lecky. Hail Satan.
Murder Index.
Adults: 49, 52, 56.
Beheaded: 57.
Boys: 34, 46, 48, 56, 57, 58, 70.
By axe: 46, 52, 56, 57, 58, 64, 65.
By drowning: 70.
By razor: 34, 49, 60.
Children: 34, 39, 46, 48, 57, 58, 60, 64, 65, 66, 70.
Disfigurement: 46, 52, 57, 64, 66.
Experiencing their first menstruation: 39.
Girls: 39, 48, 49, 52, 64, 65, 66.
Implied: 48, 60.
Looking for their missing brother: 46.
Offscreen: 48, 60, 65.
Puppetry: 64.
Via sledgehammer: 46.
With a knife: 66.
Worrying about their father’s immortal soul: 33.
Worrying about what their mother might do without them: 70.
About the Author
Joey Comeau is the author of Lockpick Pornography, Overqualified, and One Bloody Thing After Another. He lives in Canada and, with photographer Emily Horne, he makes the webcomic A Softer World. Google that shit.
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