Class Trip to the Cave of Doom (9 page)

Dream:
To run the world
Reality:
A runny nose
Extracurricular Activities:
Practice Dragon
Maintenance Squad; Least Improved Slayer-in-
Training Award
Favorite Subject:
“Could you repeat the question?”
Oft Heard Saying:
“A dragon ate my homework.”
Plans for the Future:
To transfer to Dragon
Stabbers’ Prep
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Please note that Dragon Slayers’ Academy is a strictly-for-profit institution.
2
Dragon Slayers’ Academy reserves the right to keep some of the gold and treasure that any student recovers from a dragon’s lair.
3
The exact amount of treasure given to a student’s family is determined solely by our esteemed headmaster, Mordred. The amount shall be no less than 1/500th of the treasure and no greater than 1/499th.

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