Fifty Shades of Sherlock Holmes (6 page)

"It
was…positively draining," I said.
 

The estate was
soon swallowed up by the trees along the country road as we travelled back
toward London.
 
Holmes had already folded
his hands across his chest and closed his eyes.
 
I pressed my chin against my hand and stared out the window, trying not
to dwell on what had occurred.
 
Of all
the damned luck.
 
Just being in the
carriage so close to where the Countess and I had thrashed together was enough
to make it all play through my mind once more.
 
Soon, I felt the familiar throbbing in my loins and had to adjust my trousers
to accommodate it.
 
I supposed that when
I returned home I would have to break down and engage in some vigorous
self-abuse.
 

Then again,
there's always Mrs. Hudson.
  

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