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Authors: Rita Rudner
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Library of Congress Cataloging-in-Publication Data
Rudner, Rita
I still have it . . . I just can’t remember where I put it : confessions of a fiftysomething / Rita Rudner.—1st ed.
p. cm.
1. American wit and humor. I. Title.
PN6165.R83 2008
818'.5402—dc22 2007048633
eISBN: 978-0-307-44947-4
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Table of Contents
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Superficial Nightmares of the Overprivileged Woman
’Twas the Night After Christmas
It’s My Daughter’s Party and I’ll Cry if I Want To
On Your Mark, Get Set, Sit Down
Things That Palpably Don’t Work
Vacations of the Not So Rich and Famous
Things I Never Thought I Would See in My Lifetime
It’s My Potty and I’ll Cry If I Want To