My Week with Marilyn (7 page)

‘Ah, now. Missed dinner.' David squeezed up his face in an effort to look cunning. ‘I wonder why?'

‘I don't care if he is fucking her sideways,' I heard Olivier say as I walked into his room. ‘Perhaps it will calm her down.'

(Olivier's language is always terrible. Jack Cardiff told me that when he first said ‘fuck' in front of Marilyn, she opened her eyes very wide and said, ‘Gee, do they have that word in England too?')

‘Ah, Colin,' Olivier went on, without a pause. ‘Tony tells me you spent last night with Marilyn. Did you learn anything?'

‘Spent last night with Marilyn!' I said indignantly. ‘I spent last night in Tony's house. I just went over to Parkside to do an errand for her, and stayed for a chat. And what I learned is that she is not nearly as dumb as she looks.'

‘And dinner,' interrupted Tony. ‘You stayed for dinner too?'

‘Marilyn was having chicken salad and she offered me some too, that 's all.'

‘What is more, I thought I heard her chuckle when you were on the phone. Marilyn doesn't usually chuckle. What was that all about?'

‘Chuckling sounds good to me,' said Olivier.

‘Yes, but Larry, this is a very sensitive situation,' said Tony. ‘Colin is young and inexperienced. He might say something which would upset the whole apple cart. It took a year of secret planning to get Monroe over here, and one chance remark from Colin, even if he didn't know what he was doing, might send her and Arthur scurrying back to America.'

‘Arthur's probably on his way back to America already,' I said. ‘And I haven't made any chance remarks yet.'

‘Perhaps,' said Olivier, ‘if Colin is as nice and diplomatic as he can possibly be, Marilyn will be more likely to stay.' He gave me what looked almost like a leer.

‘Miss Monroe simply treats me like a chum. Is there anything wrong with that?' I protested. ‘She thinks I'm just a schoolboy.'

‘Miss Monroe can be very manipulative if she wants to be,' said Tony. ‘She had Laurence eating out of the palm of her hand in New York, and now she treats him as if he didn't exist. You must be very careful indeed, Colin. She is a very dangerous lady. Very ambitious, and very ruthless too. You know she had another dramatic coach before Paula Strasberg, and when she got fed up with her she just dropped her like a hot potato – after pretending that she relied on her for many years. She is not afraid to use people in order to get what she wants. Don't believe anything she says. Those great big eyes are really weapons.'

Was Tony afraid that I'd upset Marilyn, or that Marilyn would hurt me?

‘I don't exactly see how she could use me to further her career,' I said. ‘I don't have any power over her one way or another. I just go over to Parkside to run errands. But I think last night she was
lonely, with Arthur gone away, and she simply wanted to chat to someone who didn't boss her around. Paula is too sycophantic, and Hedda gets tipsy in the evenings. Anyway, I'll probably never get invited over again.'

‘Well if you do, be very careful,' chorused the two men.

‘And I presume you will be coming back to Runnymede House for dinner tonight,' added Tony, menacingly.

Somewhere in my mind I could hear Marilyn's voice saying, ‘I'd love it if you could come by tomorrow evening,' as she had rushed to answer the phone, but she was probably only being polite.

‘I'll be back for dinner tonight, I promise.'

Film sets are like pressure cookers – sealed, airless and incredibly hot. There are endless unexplained delays. Rumours go round the crew in a matter of seconds. By the time I got back to my normal post by David 's side, I had become the main object of attention again.

‘Arthur hasn't been gone long then, Colin,' somebody called.

‘What are you talking about?' I said, blushing furiously.

‘Mrs Miller coming in today, is she? Or is she too tired?'

A chorus of cheers.

‘Can't Marilyn show a little friendship without you clowns jumping to conclusions?'

‘Oh, it 's “Marilyn” now, is it?'

‘That 's the first time I've heard it called “showing a little friendship”.' Etc. etc.

Richard Wattis, the actor who is playing Mr Northbrook of the Foreign Office, came over to give me some advice. Dicky is what you might call a confirmed bachelor, so I could guess what he was going to say.

‘Have you heard of a flower called the Venus fly trap, Colin? Well, you are the fly. You think you can just buzz around, minding your own business, when suddenly a heady scent attracts you, and “Snap!” that's the end of you. Believe me, she is a very dangerous woman. I'm an actor. I know.'

‘Oh, phooey to the lot of you,' I said. ‘She is just a pretty girl who has got a bit out of her depth. Just imagine the pressure she is under, especially with you lot following her every move.'

‘Give Marilyn a break,' said Jack Cardiff, coming to my rescue again. ‘She's doing the best she can. You are all far too quick to gang up against her. She's the most beautiful woman I've ever photographed,' he said to me. ‘And a very lovely person too.'

Finally, Olivier walked in, and everyone shut up and began to work.

As soon as we broke for lunch, however, it was Milton Greene 's turn. For the first time he was waiting for me, rather than for Olivier, in the dressing-room corridor.

‘Colin, I must talk to you very seriously.'

‘Oh, goodness, not now, Milton. Sir Laurence is getting awfully irritated by all this. What on earth is the matter? I haven't done anything wrong.'

‘I had a call from Arthur Miller in Paris last night. He was quite upset.'

‘Arthur Miller! He doesn't even know who I am.'

‘He does now. It seems he called Marilyn late last night, and she took a long time to come to the phone. When he asked her why, she said she had been saying goodbye to you.'

‘Oh, she is naughty. I suppose she was cross with him for going away and decided to make him jealous. It wasn't late, it was about nine o'clock.'

‘Ten-thirty, according to Arthur.'

How time had flown, to be sure.

‘He 's on French time. They're one hour ahead,' I said, thinking fast.

‘That 's not the point,' said Milton. ‘Arthur wanted to know what you were doing there at all. And I couldn't tell him. What
were
you doing there? Tell me the truth.'

‘I wasn't doing
anything
! Such a lot of fuss over absolutely nothing. Miss Monroe asked me to come over so she could give me a message
for Sir Laurence. She kept me waiting for an hour or so, then she offered me some chicken salad, and then I left. That 's all.'

‘And what was Miss Monroe 's important message for Sir Laurence which you had to deliver?'

‘Well, it was just that she wasn't coming to the studio today.' It did sound a little lame.

‘Something that Olivier already knew, right? In fact, it was Sir Laurence who told Marilyn that she needn't come in.'

‘Well, er, yes. That 's true, I suppose. I thought it was a little odd.'

‘
Thought
? You didn't think at all, did you? If you'd “thought”, you would have realised that you can't even go near someone as important as Marilyn Monroe without upsetting someone else. In this case, her husband. And me.'

Milton suddenly got friendly.

‘Now, Colin, please don't go over to see Marilyn again. Or even talk to her without informing me first. She is completely, totally, off-limits to you and everyone else on the crew. Got that? I like you, Colin, but if this happens again I'll have to tell Sir Laurence that you must be banned from the studios completely. Sorry, but that's the way it is. I'm going over to have dinner with Marilyn myself this evening, and I'll explain the situation to her, so you don't need to call on her. She told Arthur that she might see you again tonight, and clearly that must not happen, tonight or any other night. OK?'

‘OK, Milton. But I still think you're making a mountain out of a molehill.'

It had been fun while it lasted, but I did not want to lose my job. Nothing had happened, but I felt desperately sorry for Marilyn. The poor lady was completely trapped by her own fame. An innocent from California, trapped by all those crafty New Yorkers – a golden goose shut in a golden cage and forced to lay golden eggs for them all to enjoy. Arthur was the wicked king who kept her locked up in his castle. Milton was the magician who made sure she did what she was told. Paula was the corrupt courtier who poured endless soothing words into her ears, to fool her into thinking that she was
really the one with the power. The rest of us – including Olivier, although he didn't realise it – were just part of the scenery. All the trappings of being a great star were a total sham – literally, in the case of this film, nothing but a façade. Now the princess had tried to tell the world she was a prisoner. That was the real message Marilyn wanted to give me. And, naturally, that was exactly what all those greedy men did not want anyone to find out. No wonder Milton had tried so hard to warn me off.

I wanted desperately to save her, but what could I do? I couldn't tell the police. I couldn't tell a newspaper. No showbiz journalist would want to believe me – and anyway, they were all in on the plot. They were much too frightened of the establishment to rock the boat. Marilyn was like a prize cow, to be shipped from show to show, primped and polished and prodded while the audiences jeered and cheered. If she took one tiny step of independence, the sky would fall in. ‘She is a dangerous, manipulative woman,' they would say, like Tony. ‘You can't trust her an inch.'

Olivier was still in his dressing room when Milton left, and in desperation I decided to try to discuss the problem with him. Olivier is a human being, I thought, a wonderful, loyal and sensible man. Perhaps if I explained the matter properly . . .

‘Forget it, Colin,' he said before I could even speak. ‘This thing is bigger than all of us. That's why I hate Hollywood so much. The studios there are so powerful that everyone is scared. It's just a great big money-making machine. They call it a dream factory. It is a factory; but not about dreams, just about money. Power, sex, glamour – those things just dazzle the public and conceal the truth. And girls like Marilyn are trying to exploit it, just as it is exploiting them. It's a war. No quarter given on either side. Believe me, you have to be pretty tough to get one tenth of the distance Marilyn has got. Now she has become the most famous star of them all. She took on the Hollywood bosses, and with Milton's help, she won quite a victory. For a while she even thought she was free. But who really controls her? MCA, the biggest Hollywood agency. Who pays for
this film? Warner Brothers. Who does she still have a contract with? Twentieth Century-Fox. She just can't work without Hollywood's help and Hollywood's approval. Of course she'd like to have you as a chum, but it's too late for that. There are no chums in Hollywood. Just thank God that it isn't like that over here yet. Now go home to dinner with Tony and Anne. They are genuinely fond of you, you know.'

‘Thanks, Larry,' I said, and went home with a heavy heart.

It was an absolutely glorious summer morning, and for once I did not have to get up at six a.m. to go to the studio. When I finally came downstairs, Anne Bushell was in the kitchen preparing lunch. She watched dubiously as I helped myself to cornflakes and milk.

‘Tony tells me you've had quite an exciting week,' she said finally.

‘It's been blown up out of all proportion,' I said. ‘Do you really think it's such a dreadful sin to make friends with Marilyn? She doesn't have many friends, and Arthur's gone away and she's lonely.'

‘That's where the danger lies, I suppose, Colin. You do have a bit of a reputation for chasing the ladies. Didn't I hear Tony talking about a girl in the wardrobe department? And some ballerina in London?'

‘Oh, Anne, surely it's not a crime to admire beautiful women? I'm not having an affair with anybody, you know.' Anne was very attractive herself.

‘Well, Marilyn is not just
any
beautiful woman, is she? There's a lot of money riding on her, you know. There's this film, and poor Larry's reputation as a director as well. And don't forget that she's on her honeymoon. That's definitely not the time for her to start making new young male friends. I heard that she had a terrible row with Arthur the other night. I hope it wasn't about you.'

‘Of course not. Perhaps Marilyn doesn't like the way Arthur looks at her – as if she was a prize that he'd won in a raffle. She seems rather scared of him to me. She treats him like a very strict father whom she adores but can never quite please. Why he's gone to Paris
I can't imagine. It may have been pre-arranged – they would be over in Europe anyway, and all that – but the rumour is that he's going back to New York before he returns here.'

‘Oh, poor girl,' said Anne. ‘She must be miserable.'

Just then I heard the noise of a car, and I went out to see who had come to visit. To my surprise there was Roger's elderly black Wolsey crawling up the gravel drive. Had he bought it when he retired from the police, I wondered. His faithful steed.

Tony had heard the arrival too, and strode out from behind the house to investigate.

‘What's the problem, Roger?' he barked. Tony liked a problem. His military manner gave everyone the impression that he could cope in an emergency. In fact he was just an actor, and he always missed the point.