Pleasure Principle (3 page)

Teddy Bear Davine

Christian and Queen christened their one year old daughter Christina Love on her
first
birthday. Jade was the God mother and Dorian and Teddy were named God Fathers. Named God Father, along with Christian to Jade and Dorian's daughter Jasmine
, as well
Teddy held both of his God daughters in his arms. Their parents watched as the girls giggled and wiggled in their handsome God Father's lap. It was then and there that Teddy's friends decided that it was time to stage an intervention.

“I can't believe you talked me into making Teddy of all womanizing dicks my daughter's God Father.” The still pissed Christian grumbled as he watched his one year old kiss Teddy in the mouth.

“I don't know what you
’re
bitching about! My daughter's not even two and she's already in love with his charismatic ass! The only saving grace is we'
ll
never have to worry about their financial security, because that nigga is seriously Daddy Warbucks.” Dorian replied.

“He's a dick, but he's not that big of a dick!” Jade added as she watched her
eighteen month old
daughter climb up and give Teddy a kiss on his lips as well. Kissing her back Teddy playfully patted her on her tiny diapered butt.

“All of y'all need to stop
all
the crazy ass shit. Teddy will be a great God Father. Besides all of us would have to be dead before he'd gain guardianship. What are the odds that will happen?” Queen interjected as she watched her one year old giggle and coo over her sexy God Father.

“The only thing I know is that I'm glad they're not my daughters.” Logic laughed. “Those t
w
o little heart breakers are going to give you t
w
o niggas hell! Boys are going to be hiding in the bushes sneaking in the windows and jump from balconies...
T
hat
same
shit you two probably use to do.”

“That's alright... You'
ll
probably have a girl too! And we all know who your baby's God father will be.” Dorian chuckled.

“Speaking of babies... When are you two going to get started?” Queen asked Toy.

“Oh, we've already started. We practice three or four times a day. Actually, we are having too much fun practicing.” Toy giggled as she hugged Logic and sampled his soft lips. “Right baby?”

Logic grinned. “Ye
s
, speaking of which we're going to head home and get another round of practice in.”

“Question are you practicing with or without birth control? Because if you’re practicing with birth control, then you’re just fucking like the rest of us. And that can wait until later.” Jade teased.

“Uh... Let me see... The answer to that is... None of your damn business! We're still Newly Weds. We have a little time before we have to start a family. Besides I am so enjoying my husband. I'm not ready to share him. You know I'm selfish as hell.” Toy responded. “With that said, we got to go. I'll see you two bitches tomorrow.”

“What? I know you better sit your fast little ass back down. We haven't even sang happy birthday to Christina.” Queen laughed. “I can't believe you.”

“I can't believe you of all people just called me fast! Seriously Queen? You know what? Never mind...  Y'all need to hurry up!”

Logic laughed, “It's okay baby. We have nothing scheduled tomorrow. We can stay in bed all day if you want to. Don't worry I'm going to scratch that itch.” He whispered in her ear before kissing her gently on the lips. Sampling her lips their embrace quickly elevated to a passionate five alarm kiss.

“You two make me so damn sick.” Jade whined as she shoved Dorian. “Why can't you be more romantic
?
”   

“Why can't you look like Toy?” Dorian joked.

“Hey! Watch your mouth!” Logic raised an eyebrow at Dorian before bursting into laughter. “That was a good one though!”

“You're an ass!”  Jade replied as she punched
Dorian
hard in the arm three times. Dorian laughed and playfully tried to run away. “Alright you think you're funny and shit! We'll see if you're laughing tonight. Don't even think about touching me tonight!”

“That's okay... I have some lotion and fresh towels in my office.” Dorian continued to joke.

Jade eyes narrowed and locked on the handsome young attorney. “Good, I could use some time alone with Teddy Bear.”

Suddenly everything was silent. In fact it was so quite you could hear an ant pissing on a cotton ball. Dorian’s mouth along with everyone else
s
dropped open in shock.

“What did you just say?” Dorian asked not sure he heard what he thought he heard.

“You heard me! I didn't stutter!” Jade crossed her arms across her chest and stood her ground.

“I heard what you said. I'm just trying to figure out what you meant. So what are you trying to say?” Dorian asked as he scanned his beautiful wife from head to toe.

“I'm not trying to say a damn thing. But if you want me to repeat it I'll say it again. Good, I could use some time alone with Teddy Bear.” Jade challenged.

“Teddy, let me holla at you for a second.” Dorian yelled as he continued to stare his wife down.

“Yeah in a second.” Teddy yelled back from the family room still playing with the babies and totally oblivious to the conversation.

“Dorian, calm down. Jade's just jerking your chain.” Christian intervened.

“What the fuck ever! Somebody is going to tell me something!” Dorian eye balled Jade to see if she was going to recant her statement. She just rolled her eyes and looked away.

“Teddy, come in the kitchen for a minute.” Dorian insisted.

“Jade stop playing around.” Queen coached. ”This isn’t funny anymore.”

“No! Fuck that! Dorian wants to play!” Jade responded.

Logic saw something in Dorian's eyes that he'd never seen, green eyed jealousy. “All y'all need to stop playing and shit. Dorian, you know that Teddy wouldn't do that to you. Hell, him and Jade barely get along
.
They’d never
sleep together.”

“Really? He did it to you? Didn't he?” Dorian snorted.

“D! You know that bullshit was different. Calm down!” Logic quickly responded trying to diffuse Dorian's anger.

“Y'all need to stop. Jade make him stop! Tell him!” Toy demanded.

“I'm not telling him shit! And you'd better not say shit, Toy!”

“Oh yeah? Somebody is going to tell me something! Either you or Teddy better tell me something right damn now. So what the fuck is up between you and Teddy? Huh Jade? You fuckin my b
oy
? Are you that fuckin nasty?”

“Jade, this is getting crazy... Tell him that you're kidding.” Queen pleaded.

Logic looked at Toy. “What's going on?
Toy, i
f you know something then please tell me now.”

Jade looked at Toy and raised a defying eyebrow. Toy held his hands, looked in his eyes and softly spoke. “I can't say Logic, but it's not what he thinks.”

Steam was coming off Dorian's forehead as he quickly became pissed to the nth damn degree. “This shit isn't funny Jade. You know that I was just joking.” Dorian tried to call a seize fire.

“Well I'm not joking! I'm spending the night with my Teddy Bear!”

“Fuck this! Teddy get your ass in here! Tell, me now... Are you fucking Teddy? Huh Jade?”

“What nigga? I'm busy. I got the babies.” Teddy yelled back.

“Dorian this is bullshit! Don't start this shit tonight in my house. It’s my daughter’s birthday. In fact she was just Christened. This is supposed to be a happy occasion.” Christian tried to appeal to his friend.
“
Jade‘s just toying with you
.
Teddy wouldn't do that bullshit to you, and you know it. Hell he introduced her to you!”

”No, I'm not fucking Teddy, but Teddy is fucking the hell out of me.” Jade retorted. ”And I am dead serious!”

”You fucked that nasty nigga in my mother fuckin house? How could you do that fuckin shit to me, Jade? Woman I fuckin worship your ass! I’d do anything for you and Jasmine and you don’t have anything else to do but fuck my
best
friend? What, don’t you get enough attention?” Dorian screamed at Jade as tears filled his eyes and choked his words.

”F-U-C-K Y-O-U!” Jade screamed back.

“Okay that's it! Teddy Bear is Jade's vibrator!” Queen blurted out as she pulled Jade away from the angry Dorian.

“Oh damn!” Logic unconsciously breathed realizing that Queen‘s response didn’t make things any better.

“You named your fuckin vibrator after my friend? What you... Do you fantasize about fucking him or what?”

“Maybe, maybe not. Do I ask you who you fantasize about when you're jerking off to porn?”

“Fuck me sometimes and I won't have to jerk off to porn!” He snapped.

”Come home before midnight and learn about foreplay I wouldn't have to fuck Teddy!” Jade screamed back as she wrestled away from Queen and jumped in Dorian's face.

“
Stop
it
right now
!” Toy yelled as she jumped between the two of them. “Jade didn't name her vibrator Teddy Bear. Teddy Bear is the brand name of the vibrator. Teddy has a dildo, vibrator made in the likeness of his... Well you know what a dildo is. It's called the Teddy Bear.”

“Teddy has his own dildo?” Logic asked stunned. “When did that shit happen?”

“
Oh y
eah, I forgot about that shit. I told you about it a year ago. Hell, I even asked if you wanted one, but you had other issues going on at the time.” Dorian answered before turning to his visibly upset wife. “You need to stop playing girl. You got me all crazy and shit!” Dorian said as he pulled his wife in his arms and apologized. “Baby I'm so damn sorry. I didn't mean a word I said. I was just kidding around and shit got out of hand. You know I love you. I love you and Jasmine so much I can't even fathom losing either of you. You know that, right. It was my jealously talking. Can you forgive me?”

“I'm sorry too! I shouldn't have t
aken
it this far. I knew you were just
jok
ing around. I love you too!” Jade conceded as she wrapped her arms around Dorian's neck and held him tight before kissing him gently on the lips.

Dorian kissed her hard in the mouth. “Don't worry about it, but you need to get rid of that damn dildo. You can buy another kind, I don't care, but I'm not comfortable with you masturbating with a replica of my best friend’s dick.”

“Why? It’s not a big deal. I don’t fantasize about Teddy. Hell, Queen and Toy have one too.” 

“Ah shit... here we go.” Toy grumbled beneath her breath. 

“Who? I know damn well you didn’t just say Zatoya Hart has one!” Logic’s eyebrow raised when he heard Toy’s name. “You've been fuckin Teddy's dick?” He asked as he turned her to face him. Toy
stare
d
blankly
at him and said not a word.

“I know fuckin well that Mye Love doesn’t have a damn replica of Teddy’s dick in my fuckin house.” Christian said as he stared Queen down. “Do you Mye Love?”

“Jade you got a big fucking mouth!” Toy
turned to Jade and
blurted out without thinking. “You’re the one that told us about it anyway!”

“Jade, how are you going to just say some bullshit like that in front of my husband? You know that I threw that damn thing away the day you gave it to me. Don’t you remember, I told you that I didn't want it and I threw it away? Remember?
You remember don’t you, Toy?
” Queen lied her ass off.

“I can’t say I recall one way or the other.” Toy mumbled as she gave her the
leave me the fuck out of it look.

“You’d better not let me find out you’ve been fucking around with Teddy behind my damn back. I don’t give a damn if it’s a rubber dick or a real one.” Christian snapped as his eyes narrowed and set like a heat seeking laser on Queen’s gorgeous face scanning her for a glimpse of bullshit.

“I’m not! I’ve been faithful to you Chris. You know I have toys. Why are you getting your ass on your back about what I masturbate with?”

“See, I told you it was time for us to go. Let’s go home baby and let these people air their dirty draws in private. This is WTMDI, way too much damn information.” Toy chimed in trying to evade the topic and keep Logic out of her ass.

“Don’t even fucking try it. Where’s your Teddy Bear? Huh Toy? I know you have one or did you conveniently throw yours away too?” Logic
asked as he
scanned Toy’s pretty face daring her to tell him a damn lie.

“Logic, you already know my answer to that question. I’m a lawyer. So, I’m going to
have to
plead the Fifth on this bullshit!” Toy giggled as she tried to give Queen a high five.

Queen crossed her arms over her chest refusing to give her five, but not before she shot her the patented,
shut the fuck up
look.
Chris was fucking pissed to the infinite power and she knew it. “Chris I swear to God I'm not fuckin around with Teddy or anybody else. Please, don’t be mad. Let’s talk about this later. This is our daughters first birthday. Can we just table this until later? Please?”