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Authors: Graham Greene

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‘I thought that what you wanted most was a golf-club . . .'
‘That's true. It was my second dream. You have to have two, don't you? In case the first goes wrong.'
‘Yes. I suppose so.' Making money had been my dream also. Had there been another? I had no wish to search so far back.
‘You'd better try to sleep a while,' I said. ‘It won't be safe to sleep in daylight.'
And sleep he did, almost at once, curled up like an embryo below the tomb. That was one quality he shared with Napoleon, and I wondered whether perhaps there might be others. Once he opened his eyes and remarked that this was ‘a good place' and then slept again. I could see nothing good in it, but in the end I slept as well.
After a couple of hours something woke me. I imagined for a moment it was the noise of a car, but I thought it unlikely that a car would be out on the road so early, and the wreck of a dream stayed with me and accounted for the noise – I had been driving my car across a river on a bed of boulders. I lay still and listened with my eyes watching the grey early sky. I could see the shapes of the tombs standing around. Soon the sun would be up. It was time to get back to the car. When I was sure of the silence I nudged Jones awake.
‘You'd better not sleep again now,' I said.
‘I'll walk a little way with you.'
‘Oh no, you won't. For my sake. You must keep away from the road until it's dark. The peasants will be going to market soon. They'll report any white man they see.'
‘Then they'll report you.'
‘I have my alibi. A smashed car on the road to Aux Cayes. You'll have to keep company with the cat till dark. Then go to the hut and wait for Philipot.'
Jones insisted on shaking hands. In the reasonable light of day the affection which I had felt for him was leaking rapidly away. I thought again of Martha, and as though he were half aware of my thoughts, he said, ‘Give my love to Martha when you see her. Luis and Angel too, of course.'
‘And Midge?'
‘It was good,' he said, ‘it was like being in a family.'
I walked down a long street of graves towards the road. I was not born for the
maquis
– I took no precautions. I thought: Martha had no reason to lie, or had she? Opposite the wall of the cemetery stood a jeep, but the sight of it for a moment didn't change the current of my thoughts. Then I stopped and stood waiting. It was too dark yet to see who was at the wheel, but I knew very well what was going to happen next.
The voice of Concasseur whispered, ‘Stay just there. Quite still. Don't move.' He got out of the jeep, followed by the fat chauffeur with the gold teeth. Even in the half light he wore the black spectacles which were his only uniform. A tommy-gun of ancient make was pointed at my chest. ‘Where is Major Jones?' Concasseur whispered.
‘Jones?' I said as loudly as I dared. ‘How would I know? My car broke down. I have a pass to Aux Cayes. As you know.'
‘Speak quietly. I am taking you and Major Jones back to Port-au-Prince. Alive, I hope. The President would prefer that. I have to make my peace with the President.'
‘You're being absurd. You must have seen my car by the road. I was on the way . . .'
‘Oh yes, I saw it. I was expecting to see it.' The tommy-gun twisted in his hands and pointed away somewhere to my left. There was no advantage to me in that – the chauffeur had his gun covering me too. ‘Come forward,' Concasseur said. I made a step forward, and he said, ‘Not you. Major Jones.' I turned and saw Jones was standing there behind me. He held what was left of the whisky in his hand.
I said, ‘You bloody fool. Why didn't you stay put?'
‘I'm sorry. I thought perhaps you might need the whisky waiting.'
‘Get into the jeep,' Concasseur said to me. I obeyed. He went up to Jones and struck him in the face. ‘You cheat,' he said.
‘There was enough in it for both of us,' Jones said, and Concasseur hit him again. The chauffeur stood and watched. There was enough light to see the wink of his gold teeth as he grinned.
‘Get in beside your friend,' Concasseur said. While the chauffeur held us covered, he turned and began to walk towards the jeep.
A noise, if it is loud and close enough, almost escapes the hearing: I felt a vibration in my ear-drums rather than heard the explosion. I saw Concasseur knocked backwards as though struck by an invisible fist: the chauffeur pitched upon his face: a scrap of the cemetery-wall leapt in the air and dropped, a long time afterwards, with a small ping in the road. Philipot came out of the hut and Joseph limped after him. They carried tommy-guns of the same ancient make. Concasseur's black glasses lay in the road. Philipot ground them to pieces under his heel and the body showed no resentment. Philipot said, ‘I left the driver for Joseph.'
Joseph was bending down over the driver and working on his teeth. ‘We've got to move quickly,' Philipot said. ‘They'll have heard the shots in Aquin. Where is Major Jones?'
Joseph said, ‘He went into the cemetery.'
‘He must be fetching his kitbag,' I said.
‘Tell him to hurry.'
I walked up between the little grey houses to the spot where we had passed the night. Jones was there, kneeling beside the tomb in the attitude of prayer, but the face he turned to me was olive-green with sickness. He had vomited on the ground. He said, ‘I'm sorry, old man. One of those things. Please don't tell them, but I've never seen a man die before.'
CHAPTER
4
I
I
DROVE
along many kilometres of wire-fencing to find a gate. Mr Fernandez had procured for me in Santo Domingo a small sports-car at a cut-rate, perhaps a too flippant car for my errand, and I had a personal introduction from Mr Smith. I had left Santo Domingo in the afternoon and now it was sunset; there were no road-blocks in those days in the Dominican Republic and all was peace – there was no military junta – the American Marines had not yet landed. For half the distance I followed a wide highway where cars went by me at a hundred miles an hour. The sense of peace was very real after the violence of Haiti which seemed more than a few hundred kilometres away. Nobody stopped me to examine my papers.
I came to a gate in the fence, which was locked. A negro in a steel helmet and blue dungarees asked my business from the other side of the wire. I told him I had come to see Mr Schuyler Wilson.
‘Let me see your pass,' he demanded, and I felt as though I were back where I had come from.
‘He expects me.'
The negro went to a hut and I saw him telephoning (I had almost forgotten that telephones worked). Then he opened the gate and gave me a badge which he said I was to wear so long as I was on the mining estate. I could drive as far as the next barrier. I drove a good many miles beside the flat blue Caribbean sea. I passed a small landing-ground with a wind-stocking blowing towards Haiti and then a harbour empty of boats. The red bauxite dust lay everywhere. I came to another barrier closing the road and another negro in a tin hat. He examined my badge and took my name again and my business and telephoned. Then he told me to wait where I was. Someone would come for me. I waited ten minutes.
‘Is this the Pentagon,' I asked him, ‘or the headquarters of the
C
.
I
.
A
.?' He wouldn't speak to me. He probably had orders not to speak. I was glad he didn't carry a gun. Then a motor-cycle arrived driven by a white man in a tin helmet. He spoke practically no English and I knew no Spanish; he indicated I was to follow his motor-cycle. We drove on for a few kilometres more of red earth and blue sea before we reached the first administrative buildings, rectangular blocks of cement and glass with no one in sight. Further on was a luxurious trailer-park where children played with space-uniforms and spaceguns. Women looked out of windows over kitchen-stoves, and there was a smell of cooking. At last before a great glass building we came to a halt. There was a flight of steps wide enough for a parliament and a terrace with lounging-chairs. A large fat man with an anonymous face shaved as smooth as marble stood at the top. He might have been a city mayor waiting to deliver a freedom.
‘Mr Brown?'
‘Mr Schuyler Wilson?'
He looked at me in a surly way. Perhaps I had pronounced his first name wrong. Perhaps he disliked my sports-car. He said grudgingly, ‘Have a coke,' and gestured towards one of the lounging-chairs.
‘If you could spare a whisky?'
He said without enthusiasm, ‘I'll see what we can do,' and walked into the great glass building leaving me alone. I felt I had chalked up a black mark. Perhaps only visiting directors or leading politicians got whisky. I was only a potential catering manager, seeking a job. However he brought the whisky, carrying a coke in his other hand like a reproach.
‘Mr Smith wrote to you about me,' I said. I just stopped myself from saying the Presidential Candidate.
‘Yes. Where did you two meet?'
‘He stayed at my hotel in Port-au-Prince.'
‘That's right.' It was as though he were double-checking the facts to see if one of us had lied. ‘You're not a vegetarian?'
‘No.'
‘Because the boys here like their steak and French fries.' I drank a little of the whisky which was drowned in soda. Mr Schuyler Wilson watched me closely as though he begrudged me every drop. I felt more and more that the job would not come my way.
‘What's your experience in catering?'
‘Well, I owned this hotel in Haiti until a month ago. I've worked too at the Trocadero in London –' and I added the ancient lie, ‘Fouquet's in Paris.'
‘Got any testimonials?'
‘I could hardly write my own, could I? I've been my own employer a good many years now.'
‘Your Mr Smith's a bit of a crank, isn't he?'
‘I like him.'
‘Did his wife tell you he ran for president once? On the vegetarian ticket.' Mr Schuyler Wilson laughed. It was an angry laugh without amusement, like the menace of a hidden beast.
‘I suppose it was a form of propaganda.'
‘I don't like propaganda. We've had leaflets here pushed under the wire. Trying to get at the men. We pay them well. We feed them well. What made you leave Haiti?'
‘Trouble with the authorities. I helped an Englishman to escape from Port-au-Prince. The Tontons Macoute were after him.'
‘What's the Tontons Macoute?'
We were less than three hundred kilometres from Port-au-Prince; it seemed strange he could ask me that, but I suppose there hadn't been a story for a long time in any newspaper he read.
‘The secret police,' I said.
‘How did
you
get out?'
‘His friends helped me across the border.' It was a brief enough statement to cover two weeks of fatigue and frustration.
‘Who do you mean – his friends?'
‘The insurgents.'
‘You mean the Communists?' He was cross-examining me as though I had applied for a job as agent in the
C
.
I
.
A
. and not as catering manager for a mining-company. I lost my temper a little. I said, ‘Insurgents are not always Communists until you make them so.'
My irritation amused Mr Schuyler Wilson. He smiled for the first time; it was a smile of self-satisfaction as though he had uncovered by adroit questioning something I had wanted to keep secret.
‘You're quite an expert,' he said.
‘An expert?'
‘I mean owning your own hotel, working at that place you mentioned in Paris. I guess you wouldn't be very happy here. Just plain American cooking is all we need.' He got up to show me that the interview was over. I finished my whisky while he watched me with impatience, and then, ‘Glad to have met you,' he said without shaking hands, ‘give up your badge at the second gate.'
I drove away past the private landing-ground and the private port. I handed over my badge: I was reminded of the entry-permit you leave with immigration at Idlewild.
II
I drove to the Ambassador Hotel on the outskirts of Santo Domingo where Mr Smith was staying. It wasn't the right setting for him, or so it seemed to me. I had become accustomed to the stooping figure, the mild and modest face and the wild white hair, in surroundings of poverty. In this wide glittering hall men sat wearing purses on their belts instead of revolver-holsters, and when they wore dark glasses it was only to save their eyes from the bright light. There was a continuous rattle from the one-armed bandits and you could hear the calls from the croupier in the casino. Everyone had money here, even Mr Smith. Poverty was out of sight, down in the city. A girl in a bikini wearing a gay bathrobe came in from the swimming-pool. She asked at the desk whether a Mr Hochstrudel, Junior, had arrived yet. ‘I mean Mr Wilbur K. Hochstrudel.' The clerk said, ‘No, but Mr Hochstrudel is expected.'
I sent a message to Mr Smith that I was below and found myself a seat. At the table nearest me the men were drinking rum punches and I thought of Joseph's. He made better ones than they served here, and I missed him.
I had stayed only twenty-four hours with Philipot. He was polite enough to me in a restrained way, but he was a changed man from the one I used to know. I had been a good audience in the past for his Baudelairian verses, but I was too old for war. It was Jones he needed now and Jones's company which he sought. He had nine men with him in his hide-out and to hear him talking to Jones you would have imagined he commanded at least a battalion. Jones very wisely listened and didn't speak much, but once I woke, during the night I spent with them, and heard Jones say, ‘You have to establish yourself. Near enough to the frontier for newspapermen to come over. Then you can demand recognition.' Were they really, in this hole among the rocks (and they changed their hole, I learnt, each day) already thinking in terms of a provisional government? They had with them three old tommy-guns from the police station – which had probably seen service first in the days of Al Capone, a couple of first-war rifles, a shotgun, two revolvers, and one man had nothing better than his machete. Jones added like an old hand, ‘This kind of war is a bit like a confidence-trick. There was one way we deceived the Japs . . .' He hadn't found his golf-course, but I really believe he was happy. The men clustered close; they couldn't understand a word he said, but it was as though a leader had come into the camp.

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