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Authors: John Brunner

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‘Oh, wow,’ Steven whispered. ‘I hope that’s true!’

‘So do I!’ said Jenny fervently.

‘It isn’t going to be much fun for Ced,’ Stick observed. ‘I mean, living with those bastards that he has for parents and all the time bombarded with demands to gimme, gimme – as
though they were the kids and he the daddy! But you know something?’

He fixed them with a serious gaze under his bushy eyebrows.

‘If anything can make that guy grow up, this’ll be it. And there are more people on his side than he imagines … Well, I best get home. I promised Sheila and the kids a special lunch and left it in the oven.
Au revoir!’

All of a sudden Weyharrow felt like not too bad a place to be.

Though something would have to be done, eventually, about the distinction between the patrons of the pub and those of the hotel …

Time enough for that, though. Time enough, if in the world of the information explosion enough people could be told often enough about the horrors being conceived beyond their personal horizon, and learn to stand up and shout aloud, ‘You stop that! Stop it now! And that means
NOW
!’

Postlude

Later, the weather at Weyharrow turned cold again. In Wearystale Flat Sheila complained to Stick about the way he left wide open the windows that overlooked the Chap. She was shivering, she said; so were the kids.

Sighing, resigned, he closed out the dense autumn mist that was gathering along the valley.

‘Shame …’ he murmured into his beard.

‘What do you mean?’ Sheila demanded.

‘They say there aren’t going to be any more leaks.’

‘You think that’s a shame?’

‘Well, it was cheaper than pot, wasn’t it? No trouble about growing it. No hassles with the fuzz, either!’

Sheila erupted into a noise between a giggle and a gurgle; she was in bed, sipping a mug of Ovaltine.

‘Stick, how often do I have to tell you? Don’t make me laugh while I’m eating – I mean drinking!’

‘Ah, it’s because I plan to do away with you and wreak my wicked will on your two lovely albeit not-yet-nubile daughters!’

His boots he had already kicked aside; now he peeled off his sweater. He was pushing down his jeans when he realized Sheila was staring at him strangely.

‘Did you say “daughters”?’

‘Sam and Hilary, who else?’

‘Daughters?’ She set her empty mug aside.

‘Yes, of course!’

‘But Hilary and Sam are boys … Stick, how much have you been smoking lately?’

He only grinned at her, and scrambled into bed. As she
turned her mouth up to greet his, he thought:
No more leaks, hmm? You could have fooled me!

I wonder what tomorrow has in store!

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A Planet of Your Own

Age of Miracles

Bedlam Planet

Born Under Mars

Castaways’ World

Catch a Falling Star

Children of the Thunder

Double, Double

Enigma from Tantalus

Galactic Storm

Give Warning to the World

I Speak for Earth

Into the Slave Nebula

Manshape

Meeting at Infinity

More Things in Heaven

Muddle Earth

Players at the Game of People

Polymath

Quicksand

Sanctuary in the Sky

Stand on Zanzibar

Telepathist

The Atlantic Abomination

The (Compleat) Traveler in Black

The Altar on Asconel

The Avengers of Carrig

The Brink

The Crucible of Time

The Dramaturges of Yan

The Dreaming Earth

The Gaudy Shadows

The Infinitive of Go

The Jagged Orbit

The Ladder in the Sky

The Long Result

The Martian Sphinx

The Productions of Time

The Psionic Menace

The Repairmen of Cyclops

The Rites of Ohe

The Sheep Look Up

The Shift key

The Shockwave Riders

The Skynappers

The Space–Time Juggler

The Squares of the City

The Stardroppers

The Stone That Never Came Down

The Super Barbarians

The Tides of Time

The World Swappers

The Wrong End of Time

Threshold of Eternity

Times Without Number

Timescoop

To Conquer Chaos

Total Eclipse

Web of Everywhere

John Brunner (1934–1995) was a prolific British SF writer. In 1951, he published his first novel,
Galactic Storm,
at the age of just 17, and went on to write dozens of novels under his own and various house names until his death in 1995 at the Glasgow Worldcon. He won the Hugo Award and the British Science Fiction Award for
Stand on Zanzibar
(a regular contender for the ‘best SF novel of all time’) and the British Science Fiction Award for
The Jagged Orbit.

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Copyright © John Brunner 1987

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The right of John Brunner to be identified as the author of this work has been asserted by him in accordance with the Copyright, Designs and Patents Act 1988.

First published in Great Britain in 1987

This eBook first published in 2011 by Gollancz

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