The warlock insane (4 page)

"Sir, behind thee!" the crone cried, and Rod spun around to see a branch with a huge, knotted burl on its end, striking at him. He swung the saw about, holding the teeth up. The burl halted its swing and bobbed up while the trunk let out a positive wail. Rod turned back at the sound, brandishing the saw like a two-handed shield, and began retreating. "Stay behind me, Granny! We'll get out of here the slow way, but we'll get out!"

So they did, a foot at a time, away from the old oak and back toward the pathway. The oak thundered in anger, its branches lashing the air, and the nearby trees began to rock as though huge gusts were racking the forest. But the farther from the oak they went, the fewer the number of trees that were uneasy
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until, a hundred yards along the path, they were walking through a calm winter forest again, with trees whose branches moved only to the gentle night breezes.

Rod stopped in a patch of moonlight and wiped his brow. "Whew! That was a close one, Granny!"

"It was, in truth—yet we are free, and thou has saved me." The old woman's eyes were huge.

"Glad to help." Rod frowned at the saw, thinking what an inconvenience it was going to be to lug around—and it shrank back into a dagger again.

The old woman gasped. "Assuredly, sir, thou must needs be a puissant wizard!"

"Only a warlock, ma'am." Rod slipped the dagger away, trying to hide the trembling of his hand. "And to tell you the truth, I'm a little uneasy about that right now. I've never been able to make things change shape before. Unless they were made of witch-moss, of course."

"Thou art a crafter, too?" The old woman shrank back, raising a trembling hand to her lips.

"Hey, hold on, now! Nothing to be afraid of!" Rod's fright faded before his concern for someone else.

"Don't believe all that nonsense you've heard about magic-folk! We're just like any other people—some good, some bad, and an awful lot in between. I'm one of the last ones—no saint, but basically a nice guy, as long as you don't attack me."

"Oh, I shall not, sir, I assure thee!"

"I believe you. But look, you've got to be freezing. How long were you standing there with your arm caught in that tree, anyway?"

"Since—since not long after noon, sir."

"You must be a lump of ice. Come on, I'll walk you home. Where do you live?"

" Tis but a cottage in the wildwood, sir. And you've no need to put thysen out for the likes of me…" But she glanced from side to side with apprehension.

Rod's resolve firmed. "It's no trouble, Granny—I wasn't going anywhere specific, anyway. Come on, let's go."

"Well… an it please thee, sir." She fell into step beside him, clutching her basket to her scrawny chest, eyes still flicking from side to side, wary of the night's dangers. "Pray the Wee Folk do not find us!"

"Why? We could use some help. Say, I can't keep calling you 'Granny'—we're not even related."

"Oh, do, kind sir, an it please thee! All other folk do—old Granny Ban, they call me, the Woman in the Wood."

"Not too many old ladies who opt for solitude, hm? Well, I'm Rod Gallowglass." He ignored her start of recognition, casually turning away to eye the forest. "Personally, I think you have a nice neighborhood."

"I do find beauty in it, sir." The old woman managed a timorous smile. "And the wild creatures do be good neighbors indeed, save the wolves and bears."

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"You're just lucky one of them didn't come by while you were stuck in that tree." Rod frowned. "Or did it have them frightened, too?"

"I know not, sir—I ha' ne'er come near that oak aforetime. Yet I misdoubt me an…" The conversation went on, her answers becoming longer and longer—and, bit by bit, he drew her out, until she was chattering like a power loom, months' worth of pent-up talk coming out in a stream, once she realized she had an attentive ear available. Rod listened and smiled, nodding and prompting her with the occasional question, usually having to do with which fork they should take; so he wasn't entirely surprised when, having reached her door, bade her good night, and turned away, he heard her cry, "Oh, no, sir, thou must not stay longer in this bitter cold! Come in and warm thy sen by my fire, I prithee, until the sun hath risen to warm the air a bit."

Rod turned back and gazed at her, weighing his habitual reluctance to accept hospitality against his chilled feet and nose, and the possibility of frostbite. Then he shrugged and grinned. "Why not? If you don't mind my taking a nap. I can't do too much harm if I'm asleep."

"Assuredly, sir—yet thou must needs dine first; I doubt me not an thou hast gone hungry this night." Rod was surprised to realize he actually could think of food again—in fact, he was downright famished.

"Well, now that you mention it…"

' 'Thou hast as much hunger as one of those wolves we but now did speak of, hast thou not? There, I knew it!" Granny Ban hung her worn old cloak on a peg and bustled about the single, cozy room, much more relaxed now that she was home again. She lifted the lid on a pot that hung from a crane in the fireplace, and a heavenly aroma swirled through the cottage. Rod's mouth watered. "I don't mean to put you out…"

"Oh, there's stew enough for two, and more, sir! There, as if thou couldst put me out? When I owe my life to thee, belike. Here." A steaming loaf plumped down on the table before him, whisked out of the oven hole next to the fire. "Eat, and bide; the stew will be with thee ere long." Rod didn't need urging. He munched on the crusty loaf, soaking in the warmth—he must have grown numb, not realizing how cold he was—and taking in his surround-ings. No, this wasn't the only room—there was a door in the wall to his left. A scullery, probably, or an unheated pantry—good way to keep food the winter…

"And hast thou ne'er seen trees move of their own accord afore, sir?"

"Hm?" Rod hadn't realized he'd mentioned it. "No, never.''

"Nor have I. Tis odd, for I've dwelt in the wildwood these twenty years and more—and so puissant a warlock as thysen must needs have seen all manner of magics."

"Well, I have seen a lot—but I must admit thisland ofGramarye has continual surprises for me." From the aroma, he judged that the stew owed more to vegetables than to meat—but it was wonderfully seasoned, and smelled heavenly. Rod could hardly wait for it to be served.

" 'Tis a wicked spell woven by thine enemies, I doubt not. Thou hast enemies, hast thou not, sir? Nay, of a certainty thou hast—all do know that the enemies of the King are the enemies of the High Warlock,
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too." She shook her head with a sigh. "Our poor liege! Scarcely hath he dealt with one foe when a new doth arise. One would think…"

"Yes, one would." Rod frowned, his attention caught. "A spell? You think that tree coming alive could be the work of a sorcerer?"

"Might it not, sir?" She set a wooden bowl in front of him, a carven spoon beside it—more of a ladle, really. "Never hath it chanced aforetime, and I have paced the path past that oak twice a week or more, these twenty years."

"But I'm the only one who can see these sights! I'm hallucinating." Rod spooned up the stew, held it to his lips, then shook his head at the notion. "No, that's impossible, Granny Ban! Hallucinations that other people can see, too? How could that be?"

"Art thou not a warlock, sir? Canst thou not send thy thoughts into others' minds?"

"Well, yeah, but… No, doggone it! My wife and kids would have picked up on it, and they didn't see anything!"

"Well, belike 'tis some other work of thine enemies," Granny Ban soothed; but Rod froze at the first-taste of the stew. She had almost managed it, had almost distracted him enough for him to eat the stew without noticing the oddness, the strange quality of its flavor…

Paranoia, the objective part of his mind said, so he knew he should hold off, should insist on proof…

But she was watching him closely, much too closely, too intently, so he said, "Your stew certainly has a unique taste, Granny Ban. Is there some secret herb you use?"

She smiled as though she were flattered, but her eyes were wary—or was that just his imagination, now?

"Scarcely secret, sir—only herbs that any wife may find in the forest. Though I will own, not many have my trick of blending them."

It was the word "trick" that really sent the alarm bells clanging in Rod's head. "Odd word for it. Certainly a secret blend, wouldn't you say?"

"Well… aye…"

"And a secret blend of herbs betokens a lot of experience with them." Rod lurched to his feet, bumping the table out of the way. He could have sworn that the mere aroma of the stew was making him light-headed. "That door, Granny—this is a very small cottage. What's so important that you'd go to the trouble of putting up an inside wall, even putting in a door?"

"Naught, sir!" She caught at his arm, trying to hold him back. " 'Tis naught but my storeroom, my pantry!

Oh, sir, wherefore waste the fire's heat on those things that are only stored away?" She ended in a wail, as Rod thrust the door open.

For a moment, the objects inside seemed to flux and flow; then his eyes adjusted, and the light from the fire behind him showed bunches of dried grasses and plants hanging from the rafters. Below them stood row upon row of earthenware jars, each with its pictograph, characters whose meanings he was sure were known only to Granny Ban—and, below them, a long worktable, cluttered with a mortar and
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pestle, a small brazier and tripod, breakers, bowls, and a pint-sized cauldron; even—yes, primitive, but definitely there—an alembic and a distilling tube.

"A stillery," he said. "A complete, thorough, very well equipped stillery."

" Tis but for aid of the poor village folk, sir," she wailed. "Oh, have pity! I know not the brewing of any potions that might bring harm!"

Rod gave her a look that had been stored in dry ice. "There, you lie—for no one can learn many medicines that will help people, without learning a few that will cure in small doses, and kill in large doses."

"Oh, never would I abuse such knowledge, sir! Never have I given man or woman any dose that might bring harm!"

But a glint caught Rod's eye. "You haven't, hm?" He stepped over to the corner, wishing for light—and a torch was there in his left hand, glittering on the gold coins visible through the open top of the bag. He pulled at it, letting the coins run through his fingers, then looked up and saw the small chest, lid open, showing pearls and rubies among more gold and silver. Odd that he hadn't noticed it before. "Doing rather well for yourself, aren't you, Granny?"

"Nay, sir! I only hold these goods in trust for a traveler, whose donkey hath taken ill!"

"The traveler took ill, you mean—very ill, once he'd tasted your stew. How often have you pulled that trick with the oak tree, Granny? How did you work it—witch-moss? Telekinesis? How many gallant young men have you murdered, for no worse sin than seeking to help an old lady?"

"None, sir! Oh, none! Nay, never have I slain! Only robbed, sir, that is all—only taken their purses!"

"And those of their wives, to judge by this haul. What was in the stew, Granny? Belladonna?

Angel-of-Death? Deadly nightshade?"

"Poppy, sir! Only the juice of the poppy! Ah, sir, never did I seek to slay!"

"No? Then why didn't your victims come back for their valuables once the drug had worn off?" He whirled, drawing his sword. "Here's a quicker death, Granny, and a cleaner!"

"Nay, thou wouldst not!" she howled, shrinking away from the point—but the wall was at her back, and she dared not move, staring fascinated at the blade. "Not a poor widow-woman, sir, with none to defend her! Thou couldst not lack honor so!"

"Honor doesn't mean that much to me. Justice does."

No, Rod!

It was Fess's voice, inside his head—and Granny Ban, staring in horror over the sword at him, couldn't hear a whisper. Rod frowned. "You're the sort that FESSters in this wood." Thank you for responding. I confess to eavesdropping, Rod. I have been concerned for you.

"Concern is a good thing. Betrayal is not."

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"I have never betrayed any, sir!" Granny Ban wailed.

Nor have I, Rod. But think— justice requires proof.

"Gold coins in a peasant hut? That pile of loot is all the proof I need!"

"Sir, 'twas only a fee," she howled, "a fee for a task I shunned, yet had no choice in!" Gold coins might indeed be proof of something, Rod—if they are truly there. Rod hesitated. Had he really seen gold coins? Or had his mind manufactured them, out of a few pennies?

For that matter, was this stillery really here? Was this cottage? For all he knew, he might be talking to a crazed old lady in a hovel, guilty of nothing but talking too much. He lowered his sword. "No, I won't kill you, Granny."

The old woman sagged with relief, and Fess's voice said, / commend the wisdom of your decision, Rod .

"Oh, bless thee, sir!" Granny Ban blubbered.

"Don't bother—because I am going to leave you bound hand and foot. Go lie down on your bed." The old woman stiffened, appalled. "Nay, sir! Slay me, rather—for I'd liefer a quick death than die of starvation and thirst!"

"You won't starve, though you might get a little chilly— I'll send word to the shire-reeve, at the next village I come to. Tell him how saintly you are! Go on, now, lie down— and you'd better pull up your blankets, too. I'll leave more wood on the fire, but it might take the reeve's men a while to get here." A few minutes later, he stepped out the cottage door, closed it firmly behind him, and wrapped his cloak about him again. "Fess?"

"Here, Rod." A darker shape detached itself from the shadows among the trees.