The Alien Invasion Survival Handbook: A Defense Manual for the Coming Extraterrestrial Apocalypse (6 page)

From our own historical experience, we know that advanced human civilizations have often exploited less advanced civilizations — and species, for that matter. If we discover an ant nest in the backyard, do we try and communicate with them, ask them to take us to their leader, offer to share our technologies with them, or teach them about our world? No. We step on them. The clash of cultures and species usually results in bloodshed. Aliens have decided to study us, not to destroy us — at least, not yet.

Although it is unclear why aliens have visited Earth for so long without making meaningful contact, popular scientific opinion holds that either they are being prevented by some intergalactic protocol, such as a “prime directive,” or making meaningful contact with our species is not priority for them. To put it simply, aliens don't want to be seen because they don't want their presence here on Earth undeniably confirmed. Sort of like God, in many ways. It is believed they operate under a principle of minimal interference, endeavoring not to disturb the natural development of human society. For the purposes of their studies, they can afford exposure to a small number of experimental subjects in the course of their day-to-day research, but this is a calculated risk. They effectively cover their tracks by “wiping” the memories of the majority of abductees. Those who do remember are considered delusional or attention seekers by the rest of society and are generally ostracized as loonies.

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HAVE YOU SEEN A UFO? HERE ARE SOME POINTS TO REMEMBER

 


1. You are not alone. You are not the first to have a close encounter with aliens, and you will certainly not be the last. There are many others having these same experiences on a daily basis around the world. Seek their support. Although at first it may be difficult to accept, the sooner you acknowledge the reality of your experience, the sooner you will be able to start preparing for your next encounter, which will come sooner than you probably expect.
   

 


2. It's only a matter of time. Statistics show that those people who see an alien spacecraft for the first time usually have a closer encounter within the next six to eight months. Multiple sightings within a short period of time is more than mere coincidence; it is a warning sign. You could very well be under surveillance and marked as a potential abductee. Now is the time to take precautions.
   

 


3. Take notes. Record the logistics of your encounter, including the time and date, and the spacecraft's direction of travel, estimated distance, size, and shape. Take a photograph, if possible. This data will help validate your claims when compared with other eyewitness testimonies.
   

 


4. Stay clear. When the aliens come for you, remember not to approach any grounded spacecraft. Close proximity may cause severe burns to exposed skin and result in recurring health problems. The primary danger periods are when the spacecraft's propulsion system is engaged: upon landing and when taking off. Three hundred feet is a safe distance.
   

When you spot an alien spacecraft for the first time, there is generally very little doubt about what you have just seen. Conventional explanations may momentarily flood your mind. Maybe it's just a strange cloud formation, a flock of birds, an aircraft, or a trick of the light. This, however, is just wishful thinking. As much as you may try to deny what you have just witnessed or rationalize it away, you have joined the ranks of those who know the truth of alien existence, and your world will never be the same again.

There are a number of distinctive characteristics that distinguish alien spacecraft from other aerial phenomena. Extraterrestrial spaceships come in a wide variety of shapes and sizes. Each type of craft is designed for a specific purpose. From discs to spheres, triangular landing craft to the vast alien mother ship, they are instantly recognizable as being not of this Earth. They can travel at speeds far greater than even the most advanced manmade aircraft. They are also highly maneuverable, having the unnerving ability to radically change their direction of travel within an instant, even at high velocities.

Alien abduction is a very real phenomenon that presents a clear and present threat to each and every one of us. Aliens can abduct anyone. They do not discriminate on the basis of geography, ethnicity, religion, age, economics, or politics. If you haven't been abducted yet, there is a good chance that you are already on their list.

The most vocal opponents to the existence of UFOs and extraterrestrials are generally those who have themselves been the victims of repeated abductions over many years. Covert government alien abduction researchers first noted this curious correlation during the late 1950s. They discovered that many abductees had not only undergone a form of brainwashing that resulted in a complete lack of memory of the events surrounding their abductions, but also a subsequent irrational denial of the very existence of their intergalactic tormentors. This strident, often shrill, opposition was noted in all sectors of society, from the heads of government and top scientists, to factory workers and high school janitors. Of more than six thousand individuals surveyed in North America alone, all were found to possess physical signs of abduction, including implants, unexplained scars and incision marks, and anal bruising. Many now maintain that there is no greater confirmation of the alien menace than this widespread denial.

FIGURE 1.2:
UFOs are reported in a variety of shapes and sizes.

On the other end of the abduction spectrum, some misguided souls have gone as far as to suggest that they
want
to be abducted by aliens. Their feeling is that by doing so, they would prove once and for all the existence of aliens and alert all of humanity to their peril. Seeing is believing, in essence.

Bringing an abduction upon yourself is simply a matter of applying the George Costanza principle of doing the opposite of what you have been doing to achieve the opposite results. If what you have been doing has resulted in you not being abducted, then you must do the opposite. This would invariably draw their attention. Start visiting secluded backcountry roads, alone, late at night. Use your cell phone whenever possible to alert them to your location. Approach all strange-looking lights. Put yourself in situations conducive to an alien encounter, and they will come.

But remember, just because you can't remember being abducted doesn't mean that you haven't been already.

DEFENSE

CHAPTER SUMMARY

The key to defense from the nefarious schemes of our alien adversaries lies not only in knowledge of their vulnerabilities, but in the ability to utilize that knowledge to our advantage. Forewarned is forearmed. The best defense is always offense.

We live in a dangerous world. The very worst things that you can possibly imagine happen to people every day. Not because the people are bad or in any way deserve terrible things, but just because they are alive. Even getting up in the morning and going to work is fraught with untold dangers. Life is complex and dangerous enough without the ever-present threat of finding yourself naked, paralyzed, and being unceremoniously probed by aliens in a clinical examination room onboard an orbiting spacecraft. Whether you are at home, in the office, driving your car, or walking the dog, there are proven methods of protecting yourself, your loved ones, and your home from alien harassment.

Learning how to counteract alien mind-control techniques is the first step in protecting yourself and your loved ones from the ever-present threat of alien abduction. As explained in the previous chapter, aliens have the ability to paralyze humans by emitting an electrical impulse field from the frontal lobes of their brains. This has the effect of inhibiting human motor-neuron function, resulting in paralysis or the temporary lack of ability to move voluntary muscles.

In the following pages, we will reveal the hitherto unpublished results of secret research carried out by both private and government agencies over the last half-century. This research has proven conclusively that there are defense strategies to counter the aliens' primary weapon of control of our species.

It has been well documented in both clinical tests and real-life case studies that alien electroparalysis is only effective over a limited range. Once outside that range, their attempts to paralyze you will be futile. This, in many ways, is similar to how your TV remote control works. Your remote control may be able to change channels when you're standing fifteen feet from your TV, but not when standing twenty feet away.

The range of an alien's electroparalysis field also depends on which direction the alien is facing. The field extends more than six feet in front of an alien, but only two feet behind. This is why many abductees have awoken in the night to find an alien squatting on their chest. It is also for this reason that a group of aliens, when under close-range attack, often form an outward-facing defensive circle, even when in retreat.

The effective range also varies depending on a number of other factors, including relative humidity and ambient air temperature, although their impact is minimal. This, however, is no more than a scientific curiosity and of no benefit to you outside of a laboratory situation.

FIGURE 2.1:
Remember to keep a 15-foot exclusion zone around all aliens until their electroparalysis field has been disabled.

As it is often difficult to judge distances in stressful situations, it is better to err on the side of caution and stay at least 5–6 yards away from an alien, or approximately the distance across a regular bedroom. Although it is always safer to approach an alien from the rear, do not forget that they can turn quickly, putting you within the danger zone.

Rendering the source of the electroparalysis field inoperable is also an effective way of thwarting an alien attack. As the field is generated within the alien's forehead, any number of techniques can be employed to disarm the source. The classic headshot from a long, medium, or short range, using any variety of weapons, is generally effective (see chapter 4).

FIGURE 2.2:
Use a classic headshot to disable alien electroparalysis fields.

Caution must always be shown when approaching aliens presumed dead or injured. Aliens have been known to feign injury and attack or paralyze people who approach too near.

The greatest tactical advantage aliens have over our species is their stealth, technological superiority, and ability to paralyze us, thus rendering us defenseless. All resistance must begin with overcoming the last and most insidious of these powers.

— Bluebird Report, 1996

Audio-Phonic Resonance (AR) is the term coined in the Bluebird Report to describe one of the electroparalysis-blocking techniques successfully employed by dozens of private citizens in attempted abduction situations. The common factor in many documented success stories is that potential abductees were listening to either music or some form of rhythmic chanting — real loud. This came as somewhat of a shock for all those involved in the research, and the correlation between music and survival is still repudiated by many scientists. How could music possibly provide an impenetrable barrier against alien attack?

Wilson and Curruthers's team undertook the arduous task of analyzing the full catalog of recorded music from 1877 to 1996. They discovered that not all types or styles of music or chanting were effective. From more than four million recordings, they found only ten that neutralized alien electroparalysis (see “The AR Top Ten,” page 53). Researchers noted the fact that many of these songs are derived from the rock music tradition of the 1960s to the 1980s. Although they were able to determine that the effective recordings matched the resonance of a particular harmonic frequency that interrupts the electroparalysis effect on nerve endings in the human brain, further study was recommended.

The team also reported that, to be effective, music must be played at or above a critical threshold volume of 100 decibels. Live music worked just as well as recorded music; audiotapes, old 78 rpm records, CDs, and MP3 files were all equally effective, provided they were loud enough.

Although scientists do not fully understand how AR works, researchers are continuing with their efforts to determine the neuro-physiological mechanisms responsible. Yet, not understanding how something works does not detract from its usefulness. (How many of us could explain how a microwave or a television works, for that matter?) Provided strict guidelines are followed, AR does work — offering an impenetrable barrier that gives the victim the opportunity to turn the table on his attackers and demonstrate that humanity will no longer be subjugated to their will.

How to Use Music to Thwart an Alien Paralysis Attack

1. ARM YOURSELF WITH A STURDY MP3 PLAYER.
A lightweight, transportable audio device is an indispensable tool in your defense against the alien hordes. Nobody wants to find himself in an abduction situation only to discover that his MP3 player is just not up to the task. Choosing the correct device is an important decision. Your own personal security, and that of your loved ones, may depend on it.

2. MAKE SURE YOUR MP3 PLAYER IS APPROPRIATELY SHIELDED.
The electromagnetic pulses created by UFO propulsion systems have been reported to cause a myriad of mechanical failures, instrument malfunctions, and electronic equipment disruptions. Electronic equipment can be protected from these surges by shielding them in what is commonly known as a Faraday cage. This metallic enclosure consists of a conductive mesh that completely surrounds an electronic device and prevents the entry of any electromagnetic field. Faraday cages can be purchased commercially or custom made to suit the design of your MP3 player. It is also recommended that your shield be both waterproof and shockproof.

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