“Indeed I did,” confesses the queen, blushing slightly and pointing. “I hid it . . . down there. And you, Diana, weren’t you wearing your ring?”
Yes she had been, says Diana, turning beet red, and she had resorted to the same hiding place.
They walk a few more steps in companionable silence when Queen Elizabeth lets out a little sigh. “I do wish Princess Margaret had been with us,” she says. “We could have saved the Bentley.”
What do you have when you’ve got 10,000 blacks at the bottom of the ocean?
A good start.
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Why don’t their mothers let little black kids play in the sandbox?
Because the cats bury them.
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You know how fancy mail-order catalogs offer those ridiculously expensive, exclusive items for sale? In a recent one there was a full-page spread for a $25,000 pair of boots made of human skin.
In fine print, at the bottom, it said, “In black, $7.50.”
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How do you baby-sit for a black kid?
Wet its lips and stick it to the wall.
How do you get it unstuck?
Teach it to say “motherfucker.”
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What does a JAP do with her asshole in the morning?
Sends him out to work.
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How do you stop five blacks from raping a white girl?
Throw ‘em a basketball.
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Did you hear about Ronald Reagan’s new Kentucky Fried Chicken outlet?
It only serves right wings and assholes.
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What do you do with a dead black?
Carve him out and use him for a wet suit.
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What’s the difference between a mother-in-law and a bucket of shit?
The bucket.
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What’s yellow on the outside, black on the inside, and goes screaming over a cliff?
A school bus full of black kids.
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What’s the difference between a JAP and a toilet?
A toilet doesn’t follow you around for months after you use it.
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Why do women have legs?
So they don’t leave tracks like snails.
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How do you save a drowning Puerto Rican?
You say you don’t know? Good.
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